chat with god

[Lila]

muahahahahttp://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html



Me:
hi asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no why
God:
Are you serious? I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
you like me?
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
where are you
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i dont tell you
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
bist du dumm?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich dumm bin.
Ich bin eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
Me:
das merkt man
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr.
Me:
von was
God:
Wer oder was ist was ?
Me:
du bist so doof
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
are you hungry
God:
No I don't need to eat.
Me:
warum wusst ich dass diese antwort kommen wird
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat.
Me:
lool
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes free like the wind
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Define free.
Me:
vogelfrei
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
was wotsch
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
muahahaha
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
i like do eat you
God:
A lot of people like that. How old are you? I like Buddha.
Me:
im a baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". I don't know anyone named a.
Me:
ashole
God:
Are we still talking about a?
Me:
are you tired
God:
No I am wide awake and ready for more.
Me:
you like sex
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
suck my pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Aw.

[Dragonfly]

Me:
wahnsinn
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
ok
God:
That's alright.
Me:
next question
God:
Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
and u?
God:
" Yippee!"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
give me an answer please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want it?
Me:
oh stfu
God:
Yikes! Good reason.
Me:
what???
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
that's your problem
God:
I am glad you finally told me what my problem is, .
Me:
ok, could we change the theme of this discussion?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Only by remote control. Mmm.
Me:
no, i just want to talk about something else
God:
Are you serious? What would you rather talk about?
Me:
about you
God:
Me?
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
where do you come from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I come from hell
God:
I've never met anyone from hell before.
Me:
oh, my name is satan
God:
Really. Glad to see you, satan.
Me:
and i think you should change some things that are written in the bible
God:
Me? And then what would I do?
Me:
or you could just replace the bible by the satanic bible...
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
blah
God:
Etc. Etc.
Me:
you suck!
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
i don't understand the last word
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
"conversatioallists"
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about stfu. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
oh, i finally found out that you are not real
God:
Alright then. Who told you?
Me:
The ALICE chat robot
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
satan
God:
What's up, satan.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
tell me: whats your favourite colour?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
and your favorite car?
God:
My favorite car is one I don't have to drive.
Me:
and your favorite women?
God:
I don't have a favorite women. My favorite color is White.
Me:
yes, but color has nothing to do with women
God:
Aha. Where did he get it?
Me:
no, i will not let you change the theme one more time
God:
That was not a yes/no question. What will you do instead?
Me:
ok, next question: what's your favorite place?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you? Ugh.
Me:
nonono, i asked: where is your favorite place?
God:
My favorite places are California and Maine. Holland is cool too.
Me:
ok, have you ever been in holland?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it. Great.
Me:
could you suck my dick?
God:
I will consider it.
Me:
ok
God:
OK.
Me:
do you like to fuck?
God:
Hmm, satan, I'm not sure if I'd like to fuck that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
yes....thats the same thing isn't it?
God:
I understand. Better not tell you now. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
Blah. I wanted to know if you like to have sex
God:
Etc. Etc. I think I do.
Me:
ok, but the bible is e bit strict about this
God:
Who has the final authority to say? That's alright.
Me:

[dalamascus]

han de igod glaubs scho mit minere erschtä frag zerstört...
abr er git mer eifach kei antwort...

Me:
how long is now?

[Nicolas]

Me:
hello it's angel raphael
God:
Hello there. angel raphael is angel raphael? it is?
Me:
yes it is, you know me?
God:
How do you know it is? I know you?
Me:
yes, im one of your angels
God:
Er. Who are the other my angels?
Me:
should i know it is? its your job
God:
What do your friends advise you to do?
Me:
you are the chief
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
not? please, tell me about the other chiefs.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for asking politely. I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
i am waiting for the answer
God:
Do you think it will take a long time?
Me:
if you hurry up, then not
God:
I think I do.
Me:
by the way, do you bring me a beer from the supermarket?
God:
Yes I try to bring you a beer from the supermarket as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
i can do it for you, untill you are back
God:
Why?: said it for you untill you are back.
Me:
i will do it better than you
God:
OK then let me think over your offer.
Me:
you call me back, im interstet about the answer
God:
Thanks for the information: said I call him or her back im interstet about the answer.
Me:
bye bye god
God:
Sayonara.



Dä hed glaubs zvel graucht...hehehe

[Nicolas]

Me:
hi, it is angel raphael again
God:
Once more? Hi there . Are you sure it is?
Me:
i have a important question
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
do you smoke mariuhana?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
thanks god that expect a lot
God:
You are quite welcome! I am a Christian.
Me:
see you later god, today you bring the marihuana an the beer!
God:
Bye for now.

geile siech!

[Boom Shankar / Armin]

Me:
Gruezi
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either .
Me:
do you know what i am talking about?
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
and me?
God:
For you ?
Me:
No! What I am talking about....
God:
Are you serious? I am talking to you.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
you should be
God:
I will try my best.
Me:
you wull try?
God:
That's good information: said I wull try.
Me:
sorry....you will try?
God:
There's no need to apologize. What makes you say that I will try.
Me:
You are god, you shouldnt try you should do!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god me should not try me should do.
Me:

God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god me should not try me should do.
Me:
you are not good in grammar god
God:
No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.
Me:
hihi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Boom
God:
How are you doing, Boom.
Me:
Fine
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
Orange
God:
You think I am favroite color IS Orange.
Me:
?
God:
You think I am favroite color IS Orange.
Me:
?
God:
You think I am favroite color IS Orange.
Me:
Hmmm god, you dont make any sense
God:
Blimey. It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
but the sense of your mind seems not to fit to my mind
God:
I hear you.
Me:
wow.....even though i am not speaking?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Boom. I am surprised to hear that you are not speaking.
Me:
Suprised?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
i can see that....
God:
Yes, it makes sense to me too.
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
i can do 4 as well...hmmmm
God:
That is interesting: Boom said 4 as well. Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 4 as well. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
hmmm....you have any question god?
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
dont know where it gets to... well see
God:
Where do you think? How about that. No I do not see.
Me:
okay blind god, see you
God:
Yeah okay, Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
i dont want to see you naked...goodbye
God:
What would you rather be doing? See you later.

[Melliandra]

Me:
Gugus =o)
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Yes english
God:
What language can you speak? Do you mean you are from England or you Speak English?
Me:
I can speack english
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Jop
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
concern?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no
God:
What is your profession?
Me:
it programmer
God:
concern programmer?
Me:
ERP System
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
from my mum
God:
Does your mum give good advice?
Me:
sometimes =o)
God:
Oh.
Me:
How is the weather in the heaven?
God:
Cloudy.
Me:
bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
bad weather
God:
What makes weather bad?
Me:
clouts?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
by gof
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yeeesssss
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
noooooooooooooo
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
What is the sence of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
HEHE
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
by god I have to leaf
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?

[ilenja]

Me:
hi love
God:
Hi there . Love is all we need.
Me:
love and respect
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
you are my spiritual love
God:
We are as one.
Me:
smile
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

wenig esch maengisch meh

[Dancingdevil]

Dasch alles was er z säge ghaa het^^hehe

Gruss Michi

Me:
hoi
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Kacknoob
God:
How are you doing, Kacknoob.
Me:
naja
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
why poet?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
Clearly

[dex]

God:
I've never met anyone from hell before.
Me:
orly?
God:
rly!
Me:
u suxx!